February 2010
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Rube-Goldberg FTW →
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A typical day at Animals R Us:
Amanda: Lee, I need to stop getting high at work.
Me: Well, how many days a week do you do it?
Amanda: Everyday, it's how I stay sane. It's getting bad! I don't know the seven dwarfs anymore!!
Me: The seven dwarfs?
Amanda: Yeah, or those reindeer.
Me: That's an amazing measure of intellegence.
Amanda: Why is that funny?
So I just learned that Blue Orchid, by the White Stripes, is about blue balls. Thank you Jack White for keeping your shit crazy.